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Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object.
However, In order to assure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric staple gun and fasten your trousers securely in place around your waist.
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Girls aren't the way they used to be—sort of soft and helpless. But not her, Pop; she needs somebody to look after her. You been listenin' to them Bolshevikis, that's the trouble.
Places where parents, policemen, or nuns are not within eyesight. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. But I'm gonna keep you straight, by God, or I'll know the reason why.
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I imagine that it's laid its dirty fingers on my precious daughter and then thrown her away like a used tissue."Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk youd better be delivering a package, because youre sure as heck not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.
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